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"Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings."
-Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
if ur ever having a bad day pls feel free to scroll all the way back and read my blog entries from 6th grade they will give u a good laugh and me a good cry have fun
Bum bum bum bum bum ba da dum.
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Dear Friends,
Hey! I haven't done a formal blog in a while. Sooo I guess I'll do one? Yup. Well, first let me just say that fear is pointless. I don't wanna make this super deep, but if you think about it, fear really has no point whatsoever. Hear me out dawg, we only have so much time to live, right? And if we spend half of our life just being afraid or worried, are we really doing what God wants us to do? Not at all. So my high school resolution is to end fear in my life. Because I've let fear take over my life for far too long. I'm gonna be strong even though things aren't 100% alright, and I encourage you to do the same. Fear isn't helping you, and if you don't let go of it, it'll take you under. This goes to anyone who's struggling right now. If you need anything, please ask for help. You are loved.
But on a happier note, life can be pretty great. Don't you love those moments where you just go,"...Oh my gosh, I love my life."? Because I LIVE for those moments. I usually have these moments when I'm surrounded by people I love. So yeah. PARAGRAPH CHANGE!
Yoooo dawg, it's time for a change. Let's just not be serious at all. Can you do that for me? ALRIGHT!! If you're reading this, please do the following:
- Put on your favorite song (preferably, an upbeat song)
- DANCE LIKE CRAZY BY YOURSELF! (I'm doing this too guys, no worries)
- Now keep reading.
So I just did it. I'm not gonna lie, I felt like a loser because I can't dance, but I mean no one was watching soooo....it was great!! Ok guys, well leave me a comment please. I love youuuu! <3 BYE!
Love,
Briana <3
Eyyy.
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Hey guys and dolls.
School's annoying.
Don't feel like typing but I guess I will anyway.
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Hello.
School started.
Pretty exciting.
I know you're excited.
I accidentally drew a line on my thigh with pen.
Bonnie got pooped on by a guinea pig.
My life is so boring.
Goodbye.
~Briana
So Like Once Upon A Time...
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Once Upon A Time there was this chick named Bonnie who slept over at my house last night.
THE END.
But let's be serious here. This week has been pretty cool. WELLLLLL, me and mah frans are almost completely finished with the 100 Things To Do Before High School, BONNIE SLEPT OVER (which is ALWAYS a good time!), and I'm pretty sure my belly flab is getting replaced with some real abs possibly. Hm. Never thought I'd live to see the day.
SO likeeee, last night I was partyin' so hard man. I stayed up past 8:30 (shhh don't tell!), and I was just chuckin' up deuces, ya know what I mean? ;] AHAHAHA INSIDE JOKES. <3 OH. And bee tee dubs, I know I pretty much never blog about anything anymore because I mean I kinda suck at it. And no one reads it. But I think I might do this more often. It's fun and stuff and this is like my last week of FREEDOM before.........HIGH SCHOOL. dun dun dunnnnn. So YES hopefully I will have more bloggy-poos up even when I get a life when school starts. BuT uH YEAH. Keep on...keepin' on? Just kidding I can't stand when people say that it makes no sense. It's sortof one of my biggest pet peeves. WHICH GETS ME THINKING...
Biggest Pet Peeves
- When people think they're better than you just because they wear different clothes, or have more friends.
- When people say "Keep on keepin; on!" or "Same difference" or "...and what not."
- When people EXCESSIVELY use the word "like". As in using it more than 5 times in one sentence.
- When you reeeeally need to say something or let out your feelings but you're not sure who you should tell or if you should even tll anyone at all.
- When people on youtube have bad words in their videos and don't bleep them out or anything.
- Dirty humor.
- When the toilet paper is facing the wrong way on the dispenser thing and it's less convenient.
- Diarrhea.
- Trolls.
- Complainers. (IRONY!)
Just thought I should end this blog with some negative energy to match the weather outside, am I right? Hahahaha so anyways...bye.
~Briana
10,000 Years Will Give You SUCH A Crick In The Neck!!
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ELLO LOVES.
Well I hope the title gave you lots of confusion. ;]
Sorry I have to do my smileys like that.
But if I don't, they turn into those stupid yellow blobs. ![]()
SOOOHHH YEEAAAHHH.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
I'm watching Aladdin!! <3
BYE.
Love,
Briana
SOOO...
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FRESHMAN VOLLEYBALL
WHAT UUUUP ;] ♥
Happy Trails To YOU!
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Dear Readers, (I used to always start my blogs like that...)
So I haven't really posted a formal blog in a looong time. I guess I will now then. ALRIGHT, so for starters, HA I TRICKED YOU! I made the category for this blog "My School Day". If you believed me, you are quite an idiot considering the SUMMER circumstances like it's SUMMER. That made no sense but moving on..This week has been CA-RAY-ZEE. Know why?? Of course you don't, so I'll just tell you. Volleyball tryouts. Whooo. Tiring. Painful. I'm so so so so so so sore. But it might be worth it because tomorrow's final cuts and I'm hoping I'll make the freshman team.
If I don't, whatever. Ya know, haters gonna hate but I stay straight yo. That was your rap sentence for the day. Now we can continue talking like straight-up nerds. "Ah, what a lovely week it has been setting and bumping those volleyballs into the air as if they were birds. However, I feel that if I fail to make the freshman team, that would be quite alright. Others who don't make the team may frown but no no- not I." Much better.
~NEW PARAGRAPH TRANSITION~
Well, nothin much is really new in my life but I guess I can tell you about a cool webular site that I stumbled upon. I'll put the link at the bottom of this here bloggy.
But I would very much appreciate it if you checked it out, became a member, ya know all that jazz. SOOO yeah love you guys BYE!!
Happy Trails To You,
Briana
Awesome Amazing Website: http://www.lightpinktea.webs.com
Why not BLOG about it??
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Oh HOWDY guys! So likeeee, I'm super borededededed. SOOOO, why not type up a blog, right? Tonight I'm going to my first real concert, and it just happens to be for my absolute FAVORITE artist of all time...
TAYLOR SWIFT.<3
I. CAN'T. WAIT. My friend Lauren said it was reeeeally good (cause she went last night) so that just BOOOOOOOOSTS my enthusiasm and stuff!!!!! So yeah guess that's all for now, peace out suger boogers.
LOVE,
Bwiana
ALRIGHT, soooo...
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So me and my friend made this youtube channel.
Annnnd we're pretending to be bratty, snotty teenagers because it's really fun!!
So when you watch the video I posted in the videos section, PLEASE remember that it's totally a joke.
So yeah GO CHECK IT OUT on youtube or in the videos section!!! ![]()
Love,
Bea
