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"Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings."
-Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
1989 Gave Me Life
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Recently, Taylor Swift came out with a new album which happens to feature the actual voice of God. I can't stop listening to it or smiling, so I figured I should rant about her angelic qualities.
Reasons to ADORE TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT
- She visits her fans who are sick in hospitals.
- She completely changed her music style yet somehow managed to keep the same characteristics of her old music, as well as sell 600,00 COPIES ON THE FIRST DAY HER ALBUM CAME OUT.
- She never reveals who her songs are about (openly).
- SHE INVITED FANS OVER TO HER HOUSES....TO LISTEN TO THE ALBUM EARLY.....ANGEL OR HUMAN??? IDK
- She baked her fans cookies..........COOKIES
- She takes pictures with any fan she meets and never charges for meet and greet tickets, but instead hands them out.
- She reblogs and likes her fans posts/selfies on tumblr and has cute little interactions.
- She knows how to hashtag shockingly well.
- She dresses like a queen.
- SHE TALKS ABOUT HER CATS MORE OFTEN THAN SHE TALKS ABOUT HER MUSIC TBH I LOVE HER SO MUCH???
Oh God. Ok. Gotta maintain my composure. I just have so much love for this woman and I had to let it out somewhere.
-Briana

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